17.09.2009 в 22:58
не знаю как у вас с английским, но вот))
Man and woman are in the Garden of Eden. God makes himself known to them and says that he has things to give out - he immediately holds up a penis.
The man jumps to the front of the line - grabs the penis - puts it on and immediately starts doing stuff like "writng" his name in the dirt of the garden, peeing on ants and doing all sorts of "tricks" with his new toy. He walks away into the sunset a very happy guy.
The woman then asks god what he has for her. God replies "brains...."
URL комментарияMan and woman are in the Garden of Eden. God makes himself known to them and says that he has things to give out - he immediately holds up a penis.
The man jumps to the front of the line - grabs the penis - puts it on and immediately starts doing stuff like "writng" his name in the dirt of the garden, peeing on ants and doing all sorts of "tricks" with his new toy. He walks away into the sunset a very happy guy.
The woman then asks god what he has for her. God replies "brains...."